...his very own bottled essence, called Stitch.
Although the cologne project is in the early stages, I imagine we'll be seeing and smelling something along the lines of:
Top Notes: Roids + Tanning Bed Gel
Chick Magnet Notes: AXE body spray + Musk
Base Notes: Grilled Meat a la Burger King's Flame
Packaged in 6-pack torso-shaped bottle wrapped in a gold chain.
Stay tuned.









